Anyway, Serena, when you're old enough to read - here is what you could have been called...
My wee nephew thought we should name you:
- Mechanical
- Tiny
- Ivy
- Dynamite
- Fur
- Mammal-Swine
- Charming
- Jose
- Cry-Cry
- Lisa
- Skyla
- Buck
- Squiggy
- Ernie
- X-Box
- Smiley
- Topal
- Oval
- Burpy
What I want to know is where he came up with Lisa. Seems rather prosaic compared to Buck, Topal and Mammal-Swine. I quite like Dynamite, but I want to spell it like Jimmy Walker said it: 'Dyn-o-mite!' I know that ages me, by the way.
My brother-in-law, not wanting to be outdone by his son, came up with these suggestions:
- Vladimir
- Darius
- Ivan
- Cain
- G-Tastic
- Buffet King (see, this works, because my husband's surname is King)
- Prince
- Shamima
- Edgar
- Afrasia
- Brother X
- Linus
- Franklinstine
- Bootsie
- Swaggart
- Fonzerelli
- Jive Turkey
Serena had already been chosen before these suggestions were made, so she was safe. But if we have another, he'll be called Burpy Buck Brother X for sure.
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